Everything is Turkey!

Why is everything on the news and in the paper about Turkey?

On Thanksgiving and Christmas we eat them and now we talk about them. I just don’t get it!

Also… every single headline used is in bad English. Here’s an example:
Turkey Buys Terrorists Oil”. They don’t even try to name them.

It should be” A Turkey Buys Terrorists Oil”. A 5th grader getting a D in English knows that!

I have never met one smart enough to do anything except pick undigested seeds out of their own droppings. Yet they occupy headlines, influence opinion, hold press conferences… I am at a loss.

Ever see a turkey run a chainsaw? They can’t. They have no thumbs! The saw drops right out of their wingtips. Chickens are just superior!

 

 

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