I remember LBJ as a President. But LBJ and LGBT initials don’t line up. Not enough letters.

Well, I drove a MGB-GT years ago. That’s closer to the same initials, but not a good fit. It must mean when Lyndon Johnson drove his own MGB-GT.

That must be it. Right?

I’ll find out more at the drag bar runway event tonight. Chi-Chi drives a MG-Midget. She will know.

I hope I win the runway tonight. Last week I came in second to some Judy Garland look-alike. The bitch!