At one point in Chainsaw Chickens past, he suffered from bi-polar/dis-associative/anti-social/psychotic/borderline/OCD phobia. He is seen here under armed guard, in a straight jacket within a padded cell and under chemical castration. Cranial-Rectal Inversion
We Had a Warm Halloween
One of our favorite Halloween activities was to roast our candy…. Creepy, huh? Uncle Chuck’s ’65 Chevy Malibu was real easy to set a flame. Just a lite cigarette dropped on those cotton stuffed seats soaked in turpentine and …. “WOOOOSH!” Stanley was always a nut!
It’s WAR!
Back in 1980 Chainsaw paid good money to have him ‘rubbed out’. Colonel Harland David Sanders, founder of that franchise of horror, Kentucky Fried Cousins or also known as KFC was an evil monster of a man that took pride in the way he would slaughter innocents. “He was the Ed Gein of the restaurant […]
Takes Lickin, Keeps Tickin
June 30th, 1946 Able Atomic Test, Bikini Atoll. The military authorities and scientist had promised the Bikini Atoll native residents that they would be able to return home after the atomic tests. A majority of the islands family heads agreed to leave the island but not all of them. The outcast clan of the Fearless […]
‘Bacon’ Chicken
He was never mentioned much at family gatherings. No one seemed to really want anything to do with him. He was never at school events or family functions. Didn’t finish school. Didn’t even attend either of his parents funerals. He was a real a**hole. Every family seems to have one like him. Incidentally, he gained […]
Eclipse Horror
No matter how many times you hear about needing special glasses to look at the eclipsing sun… Someone thinks it doesn’t apply to him or her. My ‘brilliant’ brother-in-law, Andrew Leghorn was the one. Now blinded for life after gazing for an estimated 10 mins at the latest solar event. All I can say to […]
Skull and Chicken Bones
Skull and Bones, a secret society at Yale University, added a new member, Chainsaw Chicken in October 1968. In November, 1971, this obsequious organization was supposedly disbanded. There is a hidden list which is kept at Yale’s library under a bookshelf with a false panel. In this list of notable ‘Bonesmen’, Chainsaw Chicken was a […]
Oppps… I Sharted
Billery
Billery is what they call the political married couple of Bill and Hilary. I am not sure if this is more for the cameras or for real. When she says “two heads are better than one”, I believe Bill is answering back subconsciously to himself ,”I always have heard that two head idiom but I […]
Struck Down
Oh, the humanity of it all! Not only was she struck down in her youth by an illegal immigrant driving under the influence of Colorado’s new Marijuana laws, but to then also be humiliated by having a highway Stripe-Painting truck spay over her broken body while in the throws of death. Now she has shed […]