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Chick Kopi Luwak

Chick Kopi Luwak

Have you heard of Kopi Luwak coffee? Sure you have. It’s the coffee beans that originated in a coffee berry that monkeys and critters eat, then they poop in out. The beans are harvested from their excrement, washed and sold for as much as $1600 a pound. Well, Chainsaw Chicken saw an opportunity just waiting […]

More Infringement

More Infringement

Another ‘compliment’ to the name of Chainsaw Chicken. In fact, they stole the name from a famous t-shirt we offered first back in 2017 and again in an entry on this site in 2019. I can’t tell you how ‘thrilled’ I am about this punk rock band choosing to ignore  copyright law just so they […]

Is it a compliment?

Is it a compliment?

Oscar Wilde famously said, “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.” The first part of that quote is popular but the latter is more fitting. The list of others trying to leverage the name “Chainsaw Chicken” is growing. With the popularity of my site and the ignorance of others […]

Message from the CEO

Message from the CEO

An open letter from the Chairman of Chainsaw Chicken International, LTD. Hello and thank you to all our faithful readers. In the light of all the international companies that have chosen to align themself with the notion of ‘equity‘, we, the same as other companies, in order to better represent the demographic mix of the […]

Chainsaw Chicken Peeps

Chainsaw Chicken Peeps

Have you got ahold of the new Peeps for this year? It’s the Chainsaw Chicken Peeps. My box arrived today. Oh they look so good. This year, instead of fluffy marshmallow, Peeps decided to keep this version different by not allowing them not to rise. They are also mixed with a layer of Sorghum to […]

Barnyard Fizzy

Barnyard Fizzy

  It didn’t seem to hit the papers or TV but it apears that Bayer let the “Speedy Alka Seltzer” mascot character’s copyright slide. So Chainsaw scoped up the image and modified it to be more up to date. We would now like to introduce ‘Fizzy’ the ‘Barn Yard Seltzer” guy. Our Barn yard seltzer […]

Now it’s personal!

Now it’s personal!

I don’t know if I should be honored or upset with what Wendy’s has on the reader sign. “NEW 99¢ CHAINSAW CHICKEN TODDY” What the hell is “TODDY”?  Did they run out of the letter “A”? Is this from someone named Todd with a familia endearment added to his name, signing the statement? And what’s […]

Chainsaw Chicken Socks

Chainsaw Chicken Socks

Available Now! Official Chainsaw Chicken knee-high socks. Yes… You too can own these incredibly comfortable and popular image footwear. Where do you get them? These great socks are available at  Walmart, Rite-Aid, Walgreen, CVS and Kroger affiliated stores. Ask for them by name. Chainsaw Chicken Comfort Socks. Purchase right now and get a second pair […]

Introducing Chicken-ade

Introducing Chicken-ade

Introducing our new Chicken-ade lemonade seltzer. Made by the old-fashion method of hand-squeezed lemons mixed with the slight aftertaste of sun-drenched sweet seasoned chicken.  Mmmm, Mmmm, good (sorry for stepping on your motto, Campbell’s soup)! Served at room temperature in a tall glass, Chicken-ade hit’s the spot. Why? Because we use a limited batch method. […]

Transhumanism for me!

Transhumanism for me!

Transhumanism is devoted to promoting the research and development of robust human-enhancement technologies. Such technologies, by merging with Artificial Intelligence sometimes call A.I., would increase human sensory reception, emotive ability, or cognitive capacity as well as radically improve human health and extend human life spans. That’s for me! With the average life span of a […]

LuftChicken Airlines

LuftChicken Airlines

Announcing the airline of the future. It’s named “LuftChicken”. But you may be asking yourself, “Why would anyone want to start up an airline right now with the restrictions and low traffic volume?”… Good question. Let’s ask the founder of this airline. It seems that he is piloting his maiden flight. We will try to […]

Chinese New Year is here!

Chinese New Year is here!

The White House, Senators, Members of Congress, Executives of Big Business, BIG Tech and New World Order are unified in the celebration of the Chinese New Year. This ’emerging’ country celebrates it each year. Chinese New Year also called Spring Festival or the Lunar New Year, is the festival that celebrates the beginning of a […]

New Green Energy Update

New Green Energy Update

Chainsaw Chicken International-LTD, has done it again! Chainsaw Chicken, the CEO and President announced that they have successfully created an untapped energy stream. “It came to me when I was remembering something I’d heard so many people say… He’d be spinning in his grave if he knew what was happening”. Chainsaw has created a mechanical […]

Moose? Why not Mine?

Moose? Why not Mine?

I’m sure you’ve heard about items made from Moose excrement, as well as quail and other critters where they fashion their droppings into other cute or decorative things. I had to ask myself, “Why not do the same?” Now I would like to offer some items made from my poop. Remember, even though a big […]

Unwanted Attention

Unwanted Attention

With the rapid and overwhelming popularity of Chainsaw Chicken emerging throughout the Western World, there are bound to be imposters, fakes, impersonators, body doubles, doppelgangers, clones and mimics. Here is an example that simply numbs the mind. Chainsaw stated, when viewing this photo, “OMG! I’d never wear a partial grass skirt while doing this. How […]

New Foods to Eat

New Foods to Eat

Oh Yum! Look what’s coming! Seems that since the start of 2019, customers of some supermarket chain called Kaufland have had the choice between garlic and herb flavored mealworms, or buffalo worms with hints of sour cream and onion. Hmmmm… my mouth is watering, from bile. And then there’s foods made from insects, such as […]

Tom Buys Chickens

Tom Buys Chickens

Tom Cruise has shelled out “huge sums” for two high-tech robots to enforce coronavirus safety protocols on the set of “Mission: Impossible 7” – and also administer spot tests to the crew, according to a report. These robots were purchased from ArmorGallus, LLC (a sub-division of ChainsawChicken, Inc.). These are non-lethal versions of the futuristic […]

New Sponsorship

New Sponsorship

It is with pride that Chainsaw Chicken announces that he has been selected to be the on screen and on web video spokesman- – – ah spokesperson? No it would be , ah… spokes guy, Naw… Wrong pronoun. How about just representative? Ok… Again It is with pride… wait… can I say pride? That conjures […]