Just the other night we heard something buzz the coop a few times. “What in the Sam Hill was that?” Mrs. Chicken shouted. I slipped on my shoes and ran out side. There, up above, was this object with a red and green blinking light. Was it a bird, a plane or […]
Pantie Raided
Pesky Impersonator
I am at my breaking point. It’s getting so that I can’t go anywhere without seeing people that are trying to steal my identity, pretending to be me. Impostors, impersonators, fakes like stolen valor of sorts. Just last weekend, I was at the park with Mrs. Chicken along with my nieces and nephews, Slomo, Sluggo, […]
Russian Interference, Again!
Russian interference has reared it’s ugly head again. Just as the Justice Department announced, like they did before the 2020 election, the threat is real again! Some how, Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd has become involved in the meddling. This time, as a recipient of secret coded messages from the Motherland to agents here in America. […]
Chat GPT finally knows me
After almost a year since its launch, I have been asking ChapGPT “Who is Chainsaw Chicken?” It would answer with garbage about no information is available on anyone with that name, blah, blah, blah. Suddenly, when I routinely asked it again, I was surprised to see this response. “Yes, the content on Adventures of Chainsaw […]
Cheap pagers available
My cousin Balboa Chicken is always trying to save a buck, make a deal and bragging about it later. He claims he got a hold of a shipment of pagers that ‘fell off the truck’ somewhere in the Middle East and somehow made there way to New Jersey. Why would someone want a pager, you […]
Attack of the Killer Chickens: The Movie
I hang my head in shame. I watched this steaming pile of celluloid. The pungent aroma ruined the enjoyment of my pop corn. The ‘official’ plot description states… “It’s the dawn of a new age…a chicken age. Humans have been the dominant species for far too long. The chickens have come to roost and they’re […]
What can be unburdened
“What can be…” murmured Basha Chicken “…can be what…. has… not been. A donut without a hole is not a danish”.
Seminary Class
This years graduating class from the exclusive Order of the Dark Priests filed out to be seen for the first time in their exquisite robes. Each of these emerging priests have been trained in the book of Enoch and other dark arts. Rasputin Chicken was the Salutatorian of the class while Giuseppe Alister was the […]
Proof- I Am Real
There has been a rumor going around that I, Chainsaw Chicken, is not real. Can you believe it? I’m not real? Just who do they think has this website and reports all these true, unvarnished, raw stories and provides visual proof through photography that I am real and the story is true and verifiable? This […]