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Hunting Hitler

Hunting Hitler

An FBI cold case that has laid dormant for 70 years, leads a group of world-renown investigators on the ultimate manhunt to finally answer the question: Did Adolf Hitler survive World War II? He may be changing his looks as this FBI flier shows. Early in 2014, the FBI declassified hundreds of confidential documents showing […]

Cuz Can-yea

Cuz Can-yea

That’s my 2nd cuz. Can-yea Chickin. He always went for the chicks with the ‘extra assets’. But I’ve always lived by the words of Groucho Marx when he spoke about his sister Polly… “She wasn’t a bad looking girl, but her rear end stuck way out. You could play pinochle on her rear end”. Who’s […]

Church of Elvis

Church of Elvis

‘Hounddog’ Chicken, a cousin of Chainsaw Chicken, released this publicity-staged photo of himself with the latest of his 12 wives. Her name is Betsy, seen here, selected by a lottery of members that regularly attend this dark web internet-based cult. The belief contains many rituals in order to gain admission as well as advancement within […]

WARNING NOTICE TO ISIS

WARNING NOTICE TO ISIS

Not all are passive in the United States. If you start pulling the assaults here like you have in other major cities around the world, you WILL see a difference. In total numbers, the civilian population that is armed within the United States would make the second largest army in the world. Now I, Chainsaw […]

Final Star Wars Trailer

Final Star Wars Trailer

Many of the secrets of the next Star Wars release called “The Force Awakens” have been backdoor-ed and released to the public who are clamoring for tidbits of this movie. George Lucas finally decided to do a major release in an attempt to dis-inform the public of what to expect. A second team of movie […]

Mt. Chainsaw

Mt. Chainsaw

With the swelling of revisionist history like removing the ‘stars and bars’ from the Confederate States and statues of ex-slave owners, the final approval has been reached by the Obama Administration, US Parks and Recreation Department and the St. Paul Junior College Art Department to replace George Washington with Chainsaw Chicken. The historical site will […]

Schutzkommando

Schutzkommando

After the failed 1923 Beer Hall Putsch which was an attempt where the Nazi Party aimed to seize power in Munich, the SA and the Stoßtrupp were abolished making room for the SS to take over. In 1943, Hitler (born Adolph Schicklgruber) ordered Gruppe über Luft Hintern Kettensäge Huhn (Group Commander Above flight ) to […]