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Reagan said it first

Reagan said it first

Do you remember when President Reagan said “”With all this manure,” the little boy replied, beaming, “there must be a pony in here somewhere!” Well, Phineas Chicken decided to check out this theory so he headed to D.C. in the hopes of finding a pile of manure. Where else would expect to find a vast […]

Next Star Wars Movie

Next Star Wars Movie

While there has been no announcement of a “next” movie, Chainsaw is at the ready to fit in. His new concept is R2D2 and C3PO had an unexplained baby named UpYRS2. This special little bundle is cute and asexual so as to not to offend anyone. The metal covering on the baby rotates through the […]

New Job

New Job

Since the new trend of the ‘woke crowd’ is to cancel and eliminate anything to do with the with the oil industry or it’s related products and Chainsaw’s history with petroleum products, he figured he should take on a new job. Not long ago every political leader and talk show host on daytime TV said […]

New Infrastructure Item

New Infrastructure Item

Since we’ve been informed that so many items are now classified as ‘infrastructure‘, things have really opened up. Infrastructure use to mean things like bridges, airports and road. Now they also include daycare for children, the cardboard used on protest signs as well as your advertising budget pushing your latest manifesto on your Tinder profile. […]

Stop Bird Name Poaching

Stop Bird Name Poaching

Chainsaw asked himself “Why can’t we do this, as well?’ A Democrat from the Washington State legislature called indigenous-linked mascot and name usage to be “degrading” and said  Native American people are treated “no different than a token. We are a proud people and will not tolerate being slandered anymore”. So what is the response? […]

90210 Mushroom Feeder

90210 Mushroom Feeder

I love mushrooms. Don’t you? I am speaking of the eating type, not the recreational ones. There are so many types with unique flavors, colors and textures. I especially enjoy Portobello or Shiitake or Maitake but I’m not sure about those Luke-o-bello’s or even the Perry-takie. Why do you ask? You see, when Luke Perry […]

Message from the CEO

Message from the CEO

An open letter from the Chairman of Chainsaw Chicken International, LTD. Hello and thank you to all our faithful readers. In the light of all the international companies that have chosen to align themself with the notion of ‘equity‘, we, the same as other companies, in order to better represent the demographic mix of the […]

Testing the Wind

Testing the Wind

Outside the wire surrounding the Capitol. Seen in this photo are some of the Republican leadership of the Senate that have earned the title of RINO. No, I didn’t spell it wrong. It’s not a rhino as in the great armored, horned animal of Africa. These are RINOs, an acronym for the title, ‘Republican In […]

Have Gun Will Cluck

Have Gun Will Cluck

It’s new series season again. Chainsaw Chicken has developed a concept package that he has been offering which flashes back to when Westerns were so popular on the small screen. Chainsaw takes literary license by borrowing from several previously successful shows, tosses them into a visual blender, spins on 12 for a minute and then […]

Chaingun Chicken

Chaingun Chicken

The U.S. Navy and Chainsaw Chicken have reached a licensing agreement to use Chainsaw’s likeness in their new emblem and logo called ‘Chaingun Chicken’ for the Navy’s new fast attack boats that also qualify for the Green New Deal specifications. The Navy came to Chainsaw because of his popular image involves strength and ability as […]

Chainsaw Chicken Peeps

Chainsaw Chicken Peeps

Have you got ahold of the new Peeps for this year? It’s the Chainsaw Chicken Peeps. My box arrived today. Oh they look so good. This year, instead of fluffy marshmallow, Peeps decided to keep this version different by not allowing them not to rise. They are also mixed with a layer of Sorghum to […]

Cadbury Egg Winner

Cadbury Egg Winner

The winner of the Cadbury Egg Bunny Contest has been announced. It is questionable at best. It seems that Cadbury took a shine to this Polaroid photo submitted of my evil twin, Calloway Chicken, seen here in a dirty alley. He is nasty, grungy looking, as usual, only this time photographed wearing bunny ears. Calloway […]

Chicken-dactyl Called Foo

Chicken-dactyl Called Foo

Tragedy struck the cold case team attempting to reconstruct the 1961 disappearance of Michael Rockefeller. He was the fifth child of Nelson Rockefeller and one of the heirs to the Rockefeller dynasty. All this mystery centered around Papua, New Guinea. Michael was obstensively going to study the Asmat tribe, because they were some of the […]

Urine for more

Urine for more

Analytical study comes rather easy for Chainsaw Chicken. While others seem to struggle with any thinking outside the box, Chainsaw loves the thought of roaming around the box or the sand that’s piled up within it. With the influence of ethno-science, ethno-mathmatics and even ethno-ludicrosity, (frankly, anything ‘ethno’ so we all have ‘equity’), the question […]