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Treasure Found

Treasure Found

  What a good find!  I have been looking for this 45 since 1963. It’s called “Chicken Feed” performed by ‘Bent Fabric and his piano’. Now you say, “who’s that???”  Some will remember his hit “Alley Cat“, a tune that may be more familiar by hearing than knowing the title. ‘Chicken Feed’ is a record […]

Successful Dating

Successful Dating

Dating can be very tricky now days. I see the very high frustration level on the other men’s faces, siting alone as I am in the back corner booth with my posse. While others worry about swipe right or left with online dating, I have learned what really works and keeps the ladies coming back, […]

Gordon Ramsay Questioned

Gordon Ramsay Questioned

The investigation into the series of missing members of Chainsaw Chicken’s family had a break though moment when Gordon Ramsay’s low rated show “Uncommon Dishes” showed a recipe for an authentic Chicken Pot Pie. “We’ve been loosing 8 to 12 young and vibrant chickens each evening with no clues as to what has been happening” […]

Ok… You Win

Ok… You Win

I was watching some old episodes of “Strange Love” the other night when all of a sudden I fell out of my lazy-boy. There was my crazy Uncle Sebastian flashing open his raincoat to a woman that looked like his widowed next-door neighbor lady, who was opening her coat, as well. Looks like a Mexican […]

Changing, Mrs. Chicken?

Changing, Mrs. Chicken?

Things are really changing around our coop. Mrs. Chicken has me alarmed. First she goes out and gets new hair-do. Then, she joins a Palatines class. Now, by themselves, these are fine and I welcome her desires to improve herself, although I always felt she was perfect just the way she was. Yet, more things […]

Klaatu Barada Nikto

Klaatu Barada Nikto

With all the news cropping up about UFOs and the video information ‘leaking’ to the National media, it’s time that I finally come clean and lay out the facts and truth as I know it. You can laugh, snicker or ignore this ever increasing event but it will be to your detriment. You see, I […]

Lou with Chicken Warrior

Lou with Chicken Warrior

Warrior Chicken is the name of a famous character from the era of the late ’70’s. His growing fan base was simply amazing. As the series “The Incredible Hulk” was beginning to really see sagging viewership, it was suggested by Bill Bixby that “maybe the hulk could join forces with Warrior Chicken in some crossover […]

Next Star Wars Movie

Next Star Wars Movie

While there has been no announcement of a “next” movie, Chainsaw is at the ready to fit in. His new concept is R2D2 and C3PO had an unexplained baby named UpYRS2. This special little bundle is cute and asexual so as to not to offend anyone. The metal covering on the baby rotates through the […]

New Job

New Job

Since the new trend of the ‘woke crowd’ is to cancel and eliminate anything to do with the with the oil industry or it’s related products and Chainsaw’s history with petroleum products, he figured he should take on a new job. Not long ago every political leader and talk show host on daytime TV said […]

90210 Mushroom Feeder

90210 Mushroom Feeder

I love mushrooms. Don’t you? I am speaking of the eating type, not the recreational ones. There are so many types with unique flavors, colors and textures. I especially enjoy Portobello or Shiitake or Maitake but I’m not sure about those Luke-o-bello’s or even the Perry-takie. Why do you ask? You see, when Luke Perry […]

Have Gun Will Cluck

Have Gun Will Cluck

It’s new series season again. Chainsaw Chicken has developed a concept package that he has been offering which flashes back to when Westerns were so popular on the small screen. Chainsaw takes literary license by borrowing from several previously successful shows, tosses them into a visual blender, spins on 12 for a minute and then […]

Covid Entertainer

Covid Entertainer

***PRESS RELEASE*** In an effort to try to get back to ‘Normal’ rather than living with a ‘New Normal‘ as well as to try to make people more comfortable with the aspect of Covid in everyday life, Mrs. Chicken has decided to relaunch her entertainment career. She is now doing song and dance numbers to […]

Cadbury Egg Winner

Cadbury Egg Winner

The winner of the Cadbury Egg Bunny Contest has been announced. It is questionable at best. It seems that Cadbury took a shine to this Polaroid photo submitted of my evil twin, Calloway Chicken, seen here in a dirty alley. He is nasty, grungy looking, as usual, only this time photographed wearing bunny ears. Calloway […]

Mission Plot

Mission Plot

Back in 1965, Desilu Productions gave the green light for the pilot of a TV series where a group of very talented spies would foil plans of others around the world that might be doing harm to the balance of power around them. Wow! Who wouldn’t enjoy that series? Well, it seems that Desi Arnez […]

Chainsaw Chicken Socks

Chainsaw Chicken Socks

Available Now! Official Chainsaw Chicken knee-high socks. Yes… You too can own these incredibly comfortable and popular image footwear. Where do you get them? These great socks are available at  Walmart, Rite-Aid, Walgreen, CVS and Kroger affiliated stores. Ask for them by name. Chainsaw Chicken Comfort Socks. Purchase right now and get a second pair […]

Family Guy Gets Plucked

Family Guy Gets Plucked

“Peter, I’m gonna settle this ongoing conflict for good” said Chainsaw Chicken. Chainsaw continued, “Your show’s gonna need a new title. No longer called ‘The Family Guy’ it’s gonna be ‘The Widow with kids’. When you get through assaulting that chicken, you need to turn around and experience the wrath THIS chicken will inflict on […]

Early Color Chicken

Early Color Chicken

For you spring chickens out there, the idea of having nothing but black and white TV and having 3 channels to choose from, seems to be an ultimate torture, but years ago, at the time, we thought it was pretty great to have any entertainment. Personally, I was blessed with an extra channel so we […]