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Keep Calm Statue

Keep Calm Statue

This statue was brought to Britain 119 years ago. It was removed from display at Cambridge University in 2006 over a ‘racism’ claim. The bronze cockerel, was known as the Okukor. IN 2006, the College’s student union passed a motion. They insisted it should be returned to present day Nigeria after they claimed British troops […]

Hair sniffing isn’t so bad

Hair sniffing isn’t so bad

For the last several years we’ve all been hearing about certain executives that we see on the news each night being accused of hair sniffing young women. I must admit, at first it did not sound appealing to me at all. Running around sniffing the hair of pre-teen and teens with some form of delight. […]

New “Woke Wash”

New “Woke Wash”

Have you noticed a sudden decrease in your social woke-ism? Have others noticed your lack of being sufficiently woke, as well? Do you know someone, such as your spouse, parent or neighbor that are secretly conservatives or even members of that evil political party here in the USA, that really needs to be ‘immersed’ in […]

Successful Dating

Successful Dating

Dating can be very tricky now days. I see the very high frustration level on the other men’s faces, siting alone as I am in the back corner booth with my posse. While others worry about swipe right or left with online dating, I have learned what really works and keeps the ladies coming back, […]

Changing, Mrs. Chicken?

Changing, Mrs. Chicken?

Things are really changing around our coop. Mrs. Chicken has me alarmed. First she goes out and gets new hair-do. Then, she joins a Palatines class. Now, by themselves, these are fine and I welcome her desires to improve herself, although I always felt she was perfect just the way she was. Yet, more things […]

I’m Now on a Stamp

I’m Now on a Stamp

News arrived today that the country called “the United Democracy of Kyrgyzstan” has agreed to offer a commemorative stamp in my honor. What an honor! The way it happened is like this. One of my cousins is a big time smuggler. He was in Kyrgyzstan picking up a pocket full of giant-sized topaz jewels ftom […]

What’s Coming Down

What’s Coming Down

“Look up to see what’s coming down”. A famous expression put to music by Carlos Santana in 1972. Nearly 50 years later, let’s ask the same question. “What’s coming down?” Gasoline? No… Taxes?  Oh no… Food?  Cost of Living?  Home values? Car prices? UFO sightings? Hahahaha.. You’re kidding, right? Okay, Okay… Look, It’s like this, […]

Get BeliefFactor for pain

Get BeliefFactor for pain

Hi friends! Boone Chicken here. You see this site from my cousin Chainsaw? We lovingly refer to it as Belief Factor. A Belief factor of what is real and eye opening. I view it every day. If you’re in pain right now from the garbage on other sites, you have a choice to make. You […]

We LOVE Him

We LOVE Him

It was bound to happen. I guess it was inevitable. These nuts come out of the woodwork and try to claim their 15 mins of fame latching on to someone who is highly respectable, noteworthy and adored by others in a drastic attempt to get their attention. But this guy lowers the bar to an […]

Suck it up!

Suck it up!

As we continually keep being reminded, equity is universal. We need to have equity! Remember, we all need to have equity. But also remember, some of us have more equity in things than others. Get used to it. “You can’t let all of us have the same equity. When you look at all the homes […]

More Infringement

More Infringement

Another ‘compliment’ to the name of Chainsaw Chicken. In fact, they stole the name from a famous t-shirt we offered first back in 2017 and again in an entry on this site in 2019. I can’t tell you how ‘thrilled’ I am about this punk rock band choosing to ignore  copyright law just so they […]

Is it a compliment?

Is it a compliment?

Oscar Wilde famously said, “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.” The first part of that quote is popular but the latter is more fitting. The list of others trying to leverage the name “Chainsaw Chicken” is growing. With the popularity of my site and the ignorance of others […]

Big Deal, Zuck!

Big Deal, Zuck!

Many of you saw the nation-wide coverage of Ol’ Zuck balancing on his multi thousand dollar electric foil surf board waiving Old Glory. Supposedly happening on the 4th of July, in a publicity stunt meant to re-affirm his patriotic intent for his company and all it stands for to the U.S of A. Not shown […]

New Harvard Chaplain

New Harvard Chaplain

Harvard University has selected a man who does not believe in God to be the school’s chief chaplain. Chief Chaplain Epstein Chicken now serves as Harvard’s Humanist Chaplain. Also,the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) Humanist Chaplain, as well as Convener for Ethical Life at the MIT Office of Religious, Spiritual, and Ethical Life. “We don’t […]

And then, Cisgender

And then, Cisgender

And then I got another message from my doctor. This time it was something called cisgender. Oh no. Not CISGENDER! Anything but THAT! But what is it? I quickly ordered the latest edition on woke-ism from Amazon, and with my Prime account I got it within 2 weeks. I immediately opened up to the “S” […]

Intersectionality Test

Intersectionality Test

Woke affliction number 2; Then, the same doctor that said I had acquired impostor syndrome, sent me another message on his private medical site with results of some of my other tests. He said, “Intersectionality is an analytical framework for understanding how aspects of a person’s social and political identities combine to create different modes […]

I Got Impostor Syndrome

I Got Impostor Syndrome

My first woke aliment: The diagnosis is in. I have a case of the most diagnosed social behavioral condition identified in the last year. The dreaded Impostor syndrome. My doctor sent me a message on his private client website saying the following: “Impostor syndrome is a psychological pattern in which an individual doubts their skills, […]

New Job

New Job

Since the new trend of the ‘woke crowd’ is to cancel and eliminate anything to do with the with the oil industry or it’s related products and Chainsaw’s history with petroleum products, he figured he should take on a new job. Not long ago every political leader and talk show host on daytime TV said […]