Skip to main content

Easter Island Discovery

Easter Island Discovery

After finally obtaining permission from the government of Peru, Bumgardener Chicken started using microwave technology to search Easter Island for more Moai heads carved by the Rapa Nui. Within a few days an entire row of Moai heads where found under the ruins of a past culture. These carvings dated back farther than the typical […]

Cave Drawings Discovered

Cave Drawings Discovered

An international team of anthropologist and learned professionals were summoned to a small cavern near a hill outside the eastern boarder of France to examine a cave that has been unearthed. Seen in the cryptograms are wild animals of the day, hunted for food. There are other drawings of humans performing daily duties such as […]

One Win – 22 Losses

One Win – 22 Losses

Most people do not realize that Chainsaw Chicken was on the varsity basketball team with Obama at Punahou High School. This team had the longest loosing record in Hawaii’s high school history. This specific season, the record was 22 losses and one win. This win was because the opposing team, the Hawaii School of the […]

Remember ‘Super Chicken’?

Remember ‘Super Chicken’?

Do you remember the T.V. series from the ’90’s called “Super Chicken”? You are looking at a photo taken from the HBO special ‘Plucked’. Seen here is Chainsaw Chicken in costume for his series that was seen on Sunday’s 8:30 on the WB. Chainsaw Chicken was forced to room with someone from craft services until […]

It’s A Girl! Congrats!

It’s A Girl! Congrats!

No… Not mine… Really. Well… maybe. Ahhhh… Look at the sweet thing. She has her father’s nose and her mother’s eye’s! She is adorable. Really…! Stunning! That’s what you get for ruining Facebook and making it into a money pit! Look for their MySpace page for more info. You might say I got my revenge. […]

CC Gets his Star!

CC Gets his Star!

Chainsaw Chicken was recently honored by the Film Actors Guild (FAG) and awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. “It was such a honor to be selected” he stated at his press meeting. Chainsaw’s star is placed near the front door of the business “Fredrick’s of Hollywood” and the adult video Arcade “The […]

More Russian Collusion

More Russian Collusion

Again, the treat of Russian Collusion has reared its’ ugly head! Chainsaw Chicken has been arrested by the Special Prosecution headed by Robert Mueller. His crime? He willfully and knowingly listed the 1982 movie ‘Red Dawn’ (the original one with Patrick Swayze , not the remake with Thor fighting off a North Korea invasion) as […]