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Carter Finds Tutan Chicken

Carter Finds Tutan Chicken

In November 1922, they found it. Carter had discovered not just an unknown ancient Egyptian tomb, but one that had lain nearly undisturbed for over 3,000 years. What lay within astounded the world. It was the young Egyptian King Tu-tan Chicken. Predecessor to the famous Chainsaw Chicken celebrities.

Everything is Turkey!

Everything is Turkey!

Why is everything on the news and in the paper about Turkey? On Thanksgiving and Christmas we eat them and now we talk about them. I just don’t get it! Also… every single headline used is in bad English. Here’s an example: “Turkey Buys Terrorists Oil”. They don’t even try to name the turkey. It […]

Chainsaw Touchless Wash

Chainsaw Touchless Wash

With the advent and social popularity of the “bidet” (buh-day) in exclusive and rich accommodations throughout Europe and the U.S., Chainsaw developed an in-facility device that not only acted as a “bidet” but also as a shower. Many entitled Americans had this installed as the next phase in their personal hygiene routine. Upgrades to this […]

In Honor of MLK Day

In Honor of MLK Day

We have gone through the archives and found this conference photo of a private meeting between Martin Luther King, Jr. and Chainsaw Chicken. The monumental meeting was in the hopes to learn some of the civil disobedience acts that helped to forward the message of blacks and implement these acts to further the rights of […]

Gilligan will go on

Gilligan will go on

With the coincidental, untimely, as well as unfortunate deaths of the stars of Gilligan’s Island and Grizzly Adams happening only hours apart, it has been announced that both of the show remakes will continue on schedule. It seems the trend in Hollywood of resurrecting old, half-baked and less than popular shows and turning them into […]

Susan Loves Chicken

Susan Loves Chicken

In an unconfirmed report, Susan Lucci stated that she “loves chicken”. That statement coupled with the paparazzi photo taken of Chainsaw Chicken in the arms of Lucci raises the speculation of their involvement. No comment was given from Helmut Huber, Lucci’s current legal husband or from Ms Chainsaw Chicken when asked about this breaking story. […]