Spetsnaz trained Yuri ‘Chainsaw’ Chicken piloted an Su-25 against ISIL/ISIS positions in Syria for the last 7 days. Flying several sorties each day, he concentrated on self-selected targets including a laxative factory and a couscous storehouse. Twice he has played ‘chicken’ with enemy jets, always winning.
Finally, there is a ‘fool-proof’ test for your mental sanity and stability. This test was developed by Prof. Poppycock Chicken to instantly diagnose the sanity and psychosis someone may be suffering from. Start by gazing at the the stationary Blue/Yellow orbs in the rows. If they are not moving, then you are okay and have […]
Last Friday, as I was on my way out to go clubbing with Caitlin Jenner, I had to swing by Walmart to take back an item. When I got up to the agent she asked for the item to be refunded. I had a slice of pizza in the bag from one of their pre-made […]