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Chainsaw Joins Russia

Chainsaw Joins Russia

Spetsnaz trained Yuri ‘Chainsaw’ Chicken piloted an Su-25 against ISIL/ISIS positions in Syria for the last 7 days. Flying several sorties each day, he concentrated on self-selected targets including a laxative factory and a couscous storehouse. Twice he has played ‘chicken’ with enemy jets, always winning.

New Test For Sanity

New Test For Sanity

Finally, there is a ‘fool-proof’ test for your mental sanity and stability. This test was developed by Prof. Poppycock Chicken to instantly diagnose the sanity and psychosis someone may be suffering from. Start by gazing at the the stationary Blue/Yellow orbs in the rows. If they are not moving, then you are okay and have […]