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I am a Triplet

I am a Triplet

I am a Triplet. I know. We all look identical because we are. You can really tell we’re brothers. That’s me on the left. That’s Ichabod is on the right. He’s a  life coach. Aloysius is in the center. He’s the local MMA featherweight Champion. I like to think that I’m the ladies man but […]

Chicken Crime Scene?

Chicken Crime Scene?

The reporters heard the call over the police band radios. “We have a possible 10-54d (Possible dead body) at the end of Main street on the west side. Please 10-55d (Send coroner) to the location.” Within minutes there was a pool of of media vultures taking picture of my poor friend Roscoe Pullet. He was […]

Wedded Bliss

Wedded Bliss

The day finally arrived. Where you in attendance? It was the blessed wedding of Scooter and Skippy. They are cousins of mine from opposite sides of the family. They met at a family birthday for Grandma ‘Bubbles’ Chicken and were instantly attracted to each other. So much so that twice they were told to “knock […]

10 car pile-up

10 car pile-up

Last week, I was driving along on the Pasadena freeway. I took the exit at Pico Boulevard and was moving well with traffic. I had my tunes playing and I was in the groove. All of a sudden the station played some Bobby Goldsboro song and I just had to change the dial. I reached […]

Confessions Cover Girl

Confessions Cover Girl

I can remember as a young pullet, I would walk past the magazine stand in the city and see all those Hollywood gossip magazines, detective magazines and soft ‘Men’s’ magazines full of provocative titles and suggestive photos. An example of this was my favorite one called “Exciting Confessions“. Little did I know that the very […]

psycho-anal-ass

psycho-anal-ass

My doctor suggested that we try a new style of mental therapy. I believe he said it is something like ‘psycho-anal-ass’. Never heard of it before. Sounds like there will be some very personal discussion. I remember that Alfred Hichcock movie ‘Psycho’. Creepy movie, for sure. But I don’t have my mother sitting in a […]

The Real Billy Jack

The Real Billy Jack

Some of you may have heard the name Billy Jack. There may be a few of you that suffered through the series of movies created leveraging the name Billy Jack. But who was Billy Jack? There are some that claim he was a half-breed Navajo and German vagrant, discharged from an elite military unit defending […]

New Chainsaw 8-Ball

New Chainsaw 8-Ball

It’s about time. In an agreement with Mattel, Chainsaw has introduced a new version of their classic ‘Magic 8-Ball’. Many of us remember friends sitting around cross-legged in a circle. Each of us taking our turn asking the magic ball a deep and secret question out loud, then inverting the ball to see the answer […]

The transcendental chicken

The transcendental chicken

♫ Hare Krishna ♫ Hare Krishna ♫ Krishna, Krishna ♫ Hare Hare… ‘Ching’ sounded the finger cymbals at the end of the chant. Mahavishnu Chicken closed his eyes, breathed in the incense smoke of sandalwood and chanted  “Gunga galunga… Gunga, gunga-galunga”. ‘Ching-Ching” again chimed the cymbals. Mahavishnu Chicken continued to chant with expectations of connecting […]

Halloween No-no’s

Halloween No-no’s

Halloween No-no’s… According to the Anti-Defamation League “Before Halloween, be proactive by addressing these issues in advance and use it as an educational opportunity to discuss stereotypes, bias and cultural appropriation. Many children and families don’t realize that their costume choices are potentially hurtful or offensive. For example, a child who may be interested in […]

Chicken Prices

Chicken Prices

I know that you have seen it. Everybody has. You go to the grocery store to get the items you want and many of them are simply not there.  When you go to the meat department you can really see the problem. If the meat is there it’s out of sight with the price. In […]

Hoosecow Admirers

Hoosecow Admirers

Just when I thought that I was totally being cancelled and marginalized along comes a hand made card. Is was from a group of gents spending some quiet time in the Gander Hill Prison at Wilmington, Delaware. Wow! How uplifting. Seems there are a few prisons in this system that are allowed some internet viewing. […]

Group session was typical

Group session was typical

Just another Tuesday, literally. Every Tuesday, rain or shine, I have a group session with some other fellows. I don’t know how they select the members of our group. We don’t seem to have much in common for sure. In fact, we don’t say much in the session. I’m not afraid to talk but they […]

Deep Woods Threesome

Deep Woods Threesome

“Hey guys! What new?” asked Chainsaw at his weekly coffee meeting with Ronald McDonald and Sasquatch. Sas (what friends call Sasquatch) and RonnieMac (Ronald McDonald) turned to watch Chainsaw lower his posterior on to the bench slowly with a grown, just as seen in that classic Progressive Insurance commercial about turning into your parents. “You […]

Turkey Invasion

Turkey Invasion

It was a Turkey Invasion at my uncle’s home! What a slaughter! My uncle, George ‘Patton‘ Chicken knew how to deal with the intruders. With his home defense bat in the ready position you could hear him say… “When you put your hand in a pile of goo that used to be your buddy’s face….” […]

The Mrs. had a tough night

The Mrs. had a tough night

I’m speaking to the husbands in this editorial. Ever had the li’l lady tell you she was going to go out for a drink or two with friends from work? One of the ‘girls’ is going threw some tough times Oh yes… Sounds so innocent, doesn’t it? Her and a couple of female friends from […]