Democrats feel that even the 30,000 armed National Guard troops surrounding Washington D.C. for the Biden inaugural ceremonies on January 20th are not enough.
A call has been sent to Maj. Truman ‘Scuffy’ Chicken, brother to Chainsaw Chicken, to fly his Fairchild A-10 Warthog overhead the Capital to ensure a ‘peaceful transition’ when the reins are handed to Joe Biden.
Nancy Pelosi suggested, while reading from a prepared statement, “An single A-10 is not enough! It’s 30mm Gatling gun only fires 3,900 rounds per minute. Besides, the domestic Trump terrorist could be towing anti-aircraft equipment. We MUST be prepared to escalate this issue from a tactic-based threat to a theater-based threat. We suggest using B-52’s equipped with Neutron Bombs. Its focus on eliminating the deplorable’s with radiation while avoiding the total destruction of a typical fusion device”.
Time will tell… or will it be Newsweek?
