With all the talk of ‘Gain of Function” discussion going on, the world has learned a few new and startling facts.

While visiting the other food market in Wuhan, China, called the ‘Moist Store’, similar to the infamous ‘Wet Market’, Chainsaw Chicken was approached by representatives of The Wuhan Institute of Virology to participate in a new cross-species program for gain of function.

The representative went on to explain that the gain of function will manifest in many ways in his life. Some immediately, while others may revile themself in days, week and even months.

Jet lag caused his reply to the offer to be somewhat sluggish but he whole-heatedly agreed to whatever they might want to do.

The recent release of the Freedom of Information Act request of Dr. Fauci’s email shows that 204 of the thousands of emails did deal specifically with the phenomenal results of Chainsaw’s treatment.

“I always wanted to be able to play the Oboe, speak Hungarian, do advanced quantum physics and begin to understand basic Algebra… when do you think my gain of function will begin?” Chainsaw questioned.



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