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Chainsaw Musk

Chainsaw Musk

Before the Tesla Electric Cars, before the space ships and colonizing Mars concepts, before Zip2, before X.com (both household business names, right?) there was Chainsaw Musk. He’s the grand uncle of Elon. He created the first car that ran on something other than petroleum or steam. When he was in South Africa he discovered one […]

Uber ‘Lite”

Uber ‘Lite”

Leave it up to Chainsaw to add a twist to anything he gets involved with. He signed up with Uber to be a driver but he is doing it with his motor cycle. That’s why he calls it Uber ‘Lite’. He charges less and gets you there faster zipping in and out of traffic. He […]

Squeeze Tube Inventor

Squeeze Tube Inventor

This is Edward Scozillia Chicken, a friend of the family, back in 1935. Yes, he developed the concept of the squeezable tube used by medicine and over the counter product manufacturers around the world. His family was very wealthy until the Colgate conglomerate cheated him out of his patent. He liked to play cards while […]

New from Ronco

New from Ronco

Why be left out? Get your own “Chainsaw Chicken” mask. This mask can be use as it comes or you can custom trim it to your liking (Be Dazzeler Kit available for an additional price). Ronco is proud to be the only source for this popular fashion add-on for your wardrobe. With the special price […]