Seems KFC (Kentucky Fried Cousins) is offering a new chicken part to customers. Now we need to try to identify it. It has me baffled. It’s not a chicken beak, or chicken feet like those people in Asia seem to like, so what is it? I heard a suggestion that it was the last part […]
Uber Eats Driver
With all the restrictions about doing this or that BUT you can still order your greasy tacos or that meatball sub by using Uber Eats. And what do you get using this COVID leveraged service? You get a cold meal that has been waiting in the fast food restaurants counter for driver like Chainsaw to […]
Parking Lots Chicken Stand
As you cruise through the Midwest, you might notice something new sprouting up in the forgotten corners of asphalt America. Right there in Walmart parking lots, swap meets, and the occasional wide spot in the road, you’ll find the latest addition to the Chainsaw Chicken empire: The Roadside Shop. At the helm is Fred Gunar […]
It’s A Girl! Congrats!
No… Not mine… Really. Well… maybe. Ahhhh… Look at the sweet thing. She has her father’s nose and her mother’s eye’s! She is adorable. Really…! Stunning! That’s what you get for ruining Facebook and making it into a money pit! Look for their MySpace page for more info. You might say I got my revenge. […]
He Made His Bones
“You’s guys must respect his works and acheivemental accolades” piped Sonny-Boys as they vacationed at the Florida shore. “How’s ya’s thunk he earns his ‘nick’?… ‘Chainsaw’? He buzzed them undesirables into breakfast sausage.” The Capo’s all posed for a remembrance photo. Seen on the far left is Errol “The horse” (he owns a stable I […]
Google Self-Driving Car
Chainsaw Chicken was selected as an honorary member to receive the new Google Self-Driving car. “It was such a surprise to open the front door and see this parked in front of my coop. I simply don’t have a way to express my thanks. I guess this means I don’t need to go through the […]
A refund before we go
Last Friday, as I was on my way out to go clubbing with Caitlin Jenner, I had to swing by Walmart to take back an item. When I got up to the agent she asked for the item to be refunded. I had a slice of pizza in the bag from one of their pre-made […]
Yugo Limo for Hire
Always ready to take advantage of a deal when it rolls around, Chainsaw has purchased this very hard to find and extremely unique Yugo custom limousine from a Croatian car dealer. “There’s row after row of seating. It’s very special. Just in time for prom and the Wine tours. I only wish there would have […]
Chainsaw Musk
Before the Tesla Electric Cars, before the space ships and colonizing Mars concepts, before Zip2, before X.com (both household business names, right?) there was Chainsaw Musk. He’s the grand uncle of Elon. He created the first car that ran on something other than petroleum or steam. When he was in South Africa he discovered one […]
Facebook Had to PAY ME!
How about that! Facebook agreed to pay me! Granted, it was only $15, but still. But my shadow ban continues. My Own Nuc Sub