Tom Cruise has shelled out “huge sums” for two high-tech robots to enforce coronavirus safety protocols on the set of “Mission: Impossible 7” – and also administer spot tests to the crew, according to a report. These robots were purchased from ArmorGallus, LLC (a sub-division of Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd.). These are non-lethal versions of […]
New Sponsorship
It is with pride that Chainsaw Chicken announces that he has been selected to be the on screen and on web video spokesman- – – ah spokesperson? No it would be , ah… spokes guy, Naw… Wrong pronoun. How about just representative? Ok… Again It is with pride… wait… can I say pride? That conjures […]
Kung Poo
Kung Poo Chicken, the Legend Continues. Few have not heard of the easy spirited, soft-spoken, peace-loving Shaolin monk named Kwai Chang Caine, traveling through the Old West. The show made famous in the 70’s was based on the journaled writings of the real Kung Poo Chicken. Translated from traditional Chinese to Hebrew by a wandering […]
The Batman Movie
With the disrupted filming schedule affecting many movies caught amidst the Covid-19 pandemic, Chainsaw reminded the Hollywood Studios that they already have ‘in the can’ the complete 1940 Batman movie made after the debut of May, 1939 Detective Comics featuring “the Batman”. This 5 reel movie was shot in the gritty backwash’s of San Pietro […]
The Lone Chicken
When the television series ‘The Lone Ranger’ went from black and white to color starting in 1957, things were going great for Clayton Moore. He was a great replacement for John Hart, who left the series because of some private reasons. Jay Silverheels seemed to be the quintessential Tonto his sidekick. However, in the third […]
Stop the Sandwich Wars!
No… Not the South Sandwich Islands off the coast of Argentina. It’s an advertised slaughter! Shame on McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s, Chick-fil-A and the self-proclaimed winner, Popeye’s Famous Fried Cousins. The Batman Movie
Here it is…
‘Here it is… It’s no big deal’ Those famous lines Bill stated in Caddyshack were memorable and very humorous. But where did they come from? The answer came from an event when Chainsaw was actually a waiter at Woodbush Gentleman’s Club. Woodbush was one of nine shops in a chain of adult stores/clubs/booths throughout the […]
Clint’s a Big Fan
Back in the early 70’s I bumped into Clint at a film reunion for the first movie he received his first screen credit in Hollywood. That;s right! The movie was the “Tarantula” one of 4 movies he did that year along with “Revenge of the Creature”. Anyway, as we were riding the elevator to the […]
你要知道 Hunter…
你要知道 is tranlated from Chinese to English as “You must know”. And Hunter, you must know we need to keep your laptop from becoming available to the public. Oh, your cigarette is out… Let me fire you up. Anyway, the deals I have orchestrated here in this province must not get out to the public. […]
Alec’s Wing Hold
Chainsaw simply has no tack. He went right up to Mr. Baldwin and asked him about his Spanish wife ‘Hilarious’ and the questions about the authenticity of her claims of being from the Mallorca. Well, Alec took it all wrong (again) and showed Chainsaw his new restraint hold he learned in his Combat Tai bo […]