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Social Media Time Out

Social Media Time Out

Looks like the Woke Cancel Culture is beginning to focus  on Chainsaw Chicken as a future target. I have literally thousands of unique visitors reading my thoughts and remembrances on this site each and everyday.  Growth is phenomenal. And I want to thank those who faithfully and actively log in and read about my thoughts […]

Immigrant T-Shirt Handout

Immigrant T-Shirt Handout

As can be seen in this obviously staged photo, someone is trying to develop the opportunity of using immigrants as a vehicle to promote an idea or concept. Included in this publicity shot is a distant relative of mine from 3 or 4 countries away. He  is Juan Julio Megdalina Guadalupe Chicken. He was interviewed […]

Poor Poor Rubin

Poor Poor Rubin

My poor brother, Rubin. It’s such a shame. He tries so hard and nothing ever seems to make a difference. Rubin is my half-brother from another clutch and he has always felt somewhat inferior to his other hatchlings. And for no good reason, in my opinion. He’s tall, seems to know his way around the […]

Mr. Potato Head Alternative

Mr. Potato Head Alternative

I am not happy with what the ‘woke‘ culture is now suggesting to replace the ‘out of favor’ Mr. Potato Head. In all their wisdom, it has now been suggested that they use the de-feathered, gutted and cleaned carcass of one of my relatives as the foundation to stick their add-on plastic parts in an […]

Seuss Replacement

Seuss Replacement

It’s terrible to see all the cancelling of past favorites. Difficult to see what it accomplishes. But if this cancellation of Dr. Seuss has any silver lining, I hope it’s the end of all those remakes of a remake of Grinch specials. And those over-important celebs that gain notoriety from portraying the character. Where are […]

An Easter Chicken

An Easter Chicken

We all know that the reality of rabbits and bunnies laying eggs for Easter is simply not true. A basic biology class will inform you that rabbits and bunnies are mammals and with that, they don’t lay eggs. If they could and still bunnies or rabbits, they would be called Trans species or Otherkin. Here […]

Greta Thunberg’s Sister

Greta Thunberg’s Sister

While the world focuses on Swedish environmentalist Greta Thunberg, there is a growing popularity watching her other sister, Uhla. Uhla has a talent, with the aide of harnessing the substance called DMT (N,N-Dimethyltryptamine). This ‘class 1’ substance, taken in large amounts, enables the user to communicate with entities in hyperspace. That’s right! Those of another […]

Death of Shorty

Death of Shorty

Shorty was the kindest of the kind. He owned ‘Shorty’s Bar and Grill, Albuquerque, New Mexico‘. Mrs. Chicken and I used to go there after a movie when we were dating. We learned that we have lost Shorty to a pack of wild dogs. We saw it as the computer camera started a per-scheduled Zoom […]

Bizarro World

Bizarro World

This is so confusing. Is the goose swimming upside down or am I on my beak with my legs flailing in the wind? There is so much to consider. Let’s start with some facts. Geese are not the rocket surgeons we’ve been led to believe. Going north, heading south, flying in geometric patterns while in […]

LIVE – Zoom Chat

LIVE – Zoom Chat

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