We all know that the reality of rabbits and bunnies laying eggs for Easter is simply not true. A basic biology class will inform you that rabbits and bunnies are mammals and with that, they don’t lay eggs. If they could and still bunnies or rabbits, they would be called Trans species or Otherkin. Here […]
Greta Thunberg’s Sister
While the world focuses on Swedish environmentalist Greta Thunberg, there is a growing popularity watching her other sister, Uhla. Uhla has a talent, with the aide of harnessing the substance called DMT (N,N-Dimethyltryptamine). This ‘class 1’ substance, taken in large amounts, enables the user to communicate with entities in hyperspace. That’s right! Those of another […]
Death of Shorty
Shorty was the kindest of the kind. He owned ‘Shorty’s Bar and Grill, Albuquerque, New Mexico‘. Mrs. Chicken and I used to go there after a movie when we were dating. We learned that we have lost Shorty to a pack of wild dogs. We saw it as the computer camera started a per-scheduled Zoom […]
Bizarro World
This is so confusing. Is the goose swimming upside down or am I on my beak with my legs flailing in the wind? There is so much to consider. Let’s start with some facts. Geese are not the rocket surgeons we’ve been led to believe. Going north, heading south, flying in geometric patterns while in […]
LIVE – Zoom Chat
Welcome to our LIVE Zoom call… Please align yourself directly in front of our new web page embedded camera seen here. Please wait while the screen of your computer receives the firmware update making your display into a camera lens. Connection is being establish now. Introduce yourself to the room once your image is visible. […]
New Green Energy Update
Chainsaw Chicken International-LTD, has done it again! Chainsaw Chicken, the CEO and President announced that they have successfully created an untapped energy stream. “It came to me when I was remembering something I’d heard so many people say… He’d be spinning in his grave if he knew what was happening”. Chainsaw has created a mechanical […]
Super Bowl Initiation
When I saw the half-time at the 2021 Super Bowl, I got chills. My body began to shake and shutter. I was instantly taken back to my P.E. class in the 7th grade. Oh… I feel nauseous! I remember it like it was the day before yesterday! My P.E. class was a mix of 7th, […]
Walk and Chew Gum
It seems what we constantly hear is that people can “Walk and chew gum at the same time” appears to not be a universal truth. Here at Chainsaw Chicken International – LTD, the hallway security camera caught one of our senior executives demonstrating the difficulty of the experience. Our corporation has made several requests for […]
Search and Destroy
Chainsaw Chicken has accepted the task no one seems willing to do anything about. He has decided to take on those damn SPAM CALLERS with orders to ‘search and destroy’. Using the method practiced in the Vietnam war when we were actually trying to win, he is planning on daily interdiction raids as well as […]
We Need Unity
Just as our fearless leader the President stated, the battle between chickens and turkeys have been extreme. But in one of the most beautiful gestures seen by modern man, Chainsaw Chicken, representing all chickens, has stated that “We must unite”. He said this and released a soft white dove gripping an olive branch, with an […]