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Jock “Strap” Drafted

Jock “Strap” Drafted

As many of you Pro Football fans know, the Pro Draft was held and there were many upsets and shake ups in the process. One surprise was ‘Jock’ Chicken, player of the week in his hometown and honored by the local tractor retailer. His recognition earned him a fourth round future player-to-be-picked with a yet […]

Sing Sing’s First Team

Sing Sing’s First Team

Pictured is the first organized prisoner league at Sing Sing Prison, Ossining, NY in 1903. Seen standing left to right; Hamilton Howard “Albert” Fish (the Werewolf of Wysteria), William Francis “Willie” Sutton, Jr., Richard Loeb, Albert DeSalvo, Father John “Batter up” Chicken, Joseph Druce. Seated left to right; Christopher Scarver, Francis “Two Gun” Crowley, Grover […]

Undercover Baiter

Undercover Baiter

No one knew about this deckhand named Lupi Chicken (once married to my grandmother’s youngest sister-in-law). He had been with the CIA since he was recruited right out of Fresno Community College. After he learned to speak with a Spanish accent and dyed his Jheri Curled hair he found himself working on a ‘company owned’ […]

600M Slaughtered

600M Slaughtered

While you were all celebrating the battle between the over-paid, over-medicated, pampered “warriors” playing a sport that the rest of the world plays with a rounded oblong ball… 600 Million of my relatives were butchered to please your craving for an easy piece of tasty meat to dip into your blue cheese dressing. As V. […]

Chainsaw Receives Belt

Chainsaw Receives Belt

In his personal dojo, (Chicken Hawk Dojo), The same one used in both the first and second Karate Kid movies as well as a training room for Rocky 4, Chainsaw Chicken receives his Red Belt in the Drunken Chicken style. This completes his red belt collection for these other disciplines; American Kenpo, Chun Kuk Do, […]