The poster said: “Can a Chicken Change the World?”
Bill Gates smirked under the spotlight. “Leave it to me,” he promised, clutching his latest project like it was a lottery ticket. Vaccines, patents, experiments — all lined up neat as code in a spreadsheet.
Chainsaw Chicken tilted his head. “Funny. Every time he says leave it to me, somebody else ends up paying the price, like with vaccines. India… Africa… whole families disappeared.”
The crowd clapped anyway.
Chainsaw shrugged. “Sure. Leave it to him. Just don’t ask where the bodies are buried… or the chickens.”