It finally happened. My degree arrived. I answered a classified ad in the National Enquirer, and now—after only a modest processing fee and a brief period of self-reflection—I hold a PhD in Philosophy from the College of Medical Stuff, located on the island of Minor Tounguilla in the Caribbean. It is recognized in many counties […]
Tenor Emoji Star
Chainsaw Chicken has been made a star on Tenor. Not sure what Tenor is? It’s a premier Emoji element option when you send text messages. Thousands of text messages now use the images favored by people wanting superior graphics in their plain ol’ text message. Thousands use Chainsaw images. Notice no one wants to use […]
Meghan Markle asks Chainsaw
“Please, Chainsaw, you’re my only hope,” She said it with that same wide grin—like a bake-off queen about to announce she accidentally added salt instead of sugar. Except this wasn’t Star Wars, and she wasn’t asking for a droid with a message. She was begging for an audience. “Chainsaw,” she pleaded, “I’ve tried everything. A […]