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Mt. Chainsaw

Mt. Chainsaw

“With history being constantly rewritten, the National Park Service, under pressure from the Committee of Cultural Sensitivity and an online petition with 83 signatures, has approved replacing George Washington with Chainsaw Chicken. Critics argue it’s absurd — but Chainsaw points out, ‘So was electing a guy with wooden teeth.’ The site will be renamed Mt. […]

Tonto Reveals All

Tonto Reveals All

On a 2013 episode of The Late Show with Burt Bucky, Burt did a sketch in which he interviewed Johnny Depp — who wore a chicken on his head in homage to Chainsaw Chicken — for a new job at the WB. Speaking in his Tonto verbiage he said, “I work 30 years as faithful […]