As the nest influences begin to churn in Chainsaw Chicken, he has been seen dating starlets and celebrities, married or single, all waiting their turn for a feathered event. Intersectionality Test
All Foiled up
It took three full rolls of foil but no NSA or CIA or FBI or KGB or MI6 or ANYONE can get into my head with radio wave. Although I do get an AM radio station from a filling in my back tooth. Who’s in the Go-Go boots?
There be a hangin’…
Grand-Uncle C. Cluck Chicken was eventually captured in Montana Territory and hung for the gunfight with Wooly Pud McCorkle. Incidentally, the man on the left is Tom Horn whom was later falsify charged with shooting a young boy during the range wars and was later hung. We LOVE Him
2nd Battle of Bull Run
Great-grandfather Chainsaw Chicken Sr. with U.S. Grant and the other officers chillin’ after the 2nd Battle of Bull Run. That’s George Armstrong Custer caressing the pooch. Chick Kopi Luwak
With Jimi Hendrix
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Mt. Chainsaw
With the swelling of revisionist history like removing the ‘stars and bars’ from the Confederate States and statues of ex-slave owners, the final approval has been reached by the Obama Administration, US Parks and Recreation Department and the St. Paul Junior College Art Department to replace George Washington with Chainsaw Chicken. The historical site will […]
Tonto Reveals All
On a 2013 episode of The Late Show with Burt Bucky, Burt did a sketch in which he interviewed Johnny Depp — who wore a chicken on his head in homage to Chainsaw Chicken — for a new job at the WB. Speaking in his Tonto verbiage he said, “I work 30 years as faithful […]
Widows and Orphans
President Barack Obama slammed some Republican lawmakers and governors Tuesday for their refusal to admit Syrian refugees, saying they are “scared of widows and 3-year-old orphans.”
WARNING NOTICE TO ISIS
Not all are passive in the United States. If you start pulling the assaults here like you have in other major cities around the world, you WILL see a difference. In total numbers, the civilian population that is armed within the United States would make the second largest army in the world. Now I, Chainsaw […]