Chainsaw Chicken was there but he said “I ain’t saluting!”
Cuz Can-yea
That’s my 2nd cuz. Can-yea Chickin. He always went for the chicks with the ‘extra assets’. But I’ve always lived by the words of Groucho Marx when he spoke about his sister Polly… “She wasn’t a bad looking girl, but her rear end stuck way out. You could play pinochle on her rear end”. Who’s […]
Final Star Wars Trailer
Many of the secrets of the next Star Wars release called “The Force Awakens” have been backdoor-ed and released to the public who are clamoring for tidbits of this movie. George Lucas finally decided to do a major release in an attempt to dis-inform the public of what to expect. A second team of movie […]
Twilight Zone Act
Popular in the theaters with vaudeville acts, ‘Smoky’ Chicken and his ventriloquist puppet companion ‘Hambone’ would do a mockery of the new and upcoming contraption called ‘film projection’ being displayed at some parlors. However, it would never work. Their famous high point in the act was to imitate a projectionist as the film breaks. Hambone […]
Nicole Files For Divorce!
Nicole Kidman Is Fed Up With Keith And She Takes The Kids! You’ll Never Believe Why They Split! His initials are Chainsaw Chicken!!! Oh, that not initials…Sorry. https://chainsawchicken.com/2021/08/10/dc-comics-retreading/
I’m Okay, really
Schtupidz komrando
Now some say if you use a google translator and enter Kettensäge Huhn, it translates into Chainsaw Chicken!
Hangin’ with Elton
Liberace is Touring again?
In December 2014 it was announced that Liberace was to tour the world as a hologram. A simulated version of the musician would be resurrected by some of those responsible for Chochi’s hologram of Buddy Epson. A debut performance was scheduled to take place in Las Vegas. “You’ll feel the warmth from his heart, the […]
