After the tragic shooting of Tupac Amaru Shakur, investigators cast their nets wide. Somehow, it was Chainsaw Chicken who wound up in the spotlight. A photo soon surfaced, taken just one hour before the incident — Chainsaw seated between friends, looking more confused about the drink menu than any grand conspiracy. Authorities grilled him for […]
Chainsaw Receives Belt
In his personal dojo, (Chicken Hawk Dojo), The same one used in both the first and second Karate Kid movies as well as a training room for Rocky 4, Chainsaw Chicken receives his Red Belt in the Drunken Chicken style. This completes his red belt collection for these other disciplines; American Kenpo, Chun Kuk Do, […]
Leave it to ME!
The poster said: “Can a Chicken Change the World?” Bill Gates smirked under the spotlight. “Leave it to me,” he promised, clutching his latest project like it was a lottery ticket. Vaccines, patents, experiments — all lined up neat as code in a spreadsheet. Chainsaw Chicken tilted his head. “Funny. Every time he says leave […]
Eyes FRONT, Chicken!
The unit was drilling for a special televised parade. Every move had to be sharp, every detail perfect. The order came: “Eyes front!” Dozens of soldiers snapped forward in flawless precision. Except one. Chainsaw Chicken blinked, looked left, looked right, even glanced at the sky. “Front of what? The TV front? The parade front? Nobody […]