After the Francis Farmer story that was so popularized in story and film, exploiting the horrific treatments of her lobotomy (which she never actually had), my friend and cousin,  Daffy Chicken, set out to obtain the benefit from this procedure of a sub-orbital ice pick insertion.

Since no one uses and ice pick anymore now that we have actual self-defrosting refrigeration, Daffy enlisted the help of Chow Yuk, owner of a local Chinese food restaurant. With his specially sharped ceremonial chop stick, Chow gently inserted the chop stick and wiggled it around vigorously to separate the frontal lobe from the membrane, it broke off and remained logged in Daffy’s sinus track ruining his sense of smell forever.

He lost his taste for Chinese food.

 

 

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