‘Buzz’ (short for Buzzard) Chicken, nephew to my cousin. Glenn Chicken has been on the latest International Space Station orbiting Mars.

He and another Astronaut from India named Curry Punjab have been on the space station for three years. Just the two of them. At least until the unfortunate accident last year when Curry electrocuted himself trying to microwave a tortilla wrapped in foil. Such a mess!

Curry charred body had to be ejected into space. He now circles Mars every 2 and a half days.

‘Buzz’ has been alone since then. Until a secret Russian Cosmonaut signaled an emergency and jettisoned herself towards the space station, beginning ‘Buzz” to allow her entry.

Buzz radioed NASA for instructions but with the distance, radio waves would take 3 days to arrive, so he broke protocol and violated the seals on the station.

Sasha was ‘eternally’ thankful and has been by Buzz’s side ever since.