As the picture shows and the title says, Cruz popped his wife while his attention was focused on getting a exiting hug from his long time friend Chainsaw Chicken,

Rumor has it that Chainsaw was a close friend of Ted Cruz’s father and was with him on that faithful day in Dallas when President Kennedy was assassinated. They both were employed by the Anti-Castro front business responsible for the Bay of Pigs attempt,

In many ways, Ted would not even be here except for Chainsaw saving Rafael Cruz’s life on many occasions while handing wet work in the ’60’s.