Information ‘leaked out’ this weekend that the lame-duck President, Barack Hussein Obama II, has agreed to lend his name and image to a Eastern European Septic Tank organization as a franchise service.
“Business good” says Boris Chickenski. “Many people see truck, remember image on back end. They find me in phone book or business cards I post at men’s steam bathes and massage parlors. We do so good, we had second septic truck”.
“Many days I must go ‘dump’ twice I get full of caca. Now I go eat lunch, excuse, please”.
Too good for him