Mrs. Chainsaw Chicken and I have what would be labeled as an ‘open relationship‘. More specifically, I have an open relationship, she is monogamous. But in my defense, I am a rooster… a MALE rooster. So there’s my excuse. I said all that to say this. Meet my girlfriend Shebooka. I playfully call her ‘She-Bazooka”.

She has a long career as a model for many weight loss products. She always has her picture lined up with someone else that looks similar to her and she is always on the left side. The funny thing is, they think her name is ‘Before’ not Shebooka.

 

 

An Easter Chicken