This Just In… In a stunning situation reversal, porn has-been Stormy Daniels is denying the reports that she would not accept $130 to have a one-night stand with history revisionist Chainsaw Chicken.

Details remain blurry but Chainsaw Chicken’s attorney, Cluck Bones, had his office, home and coop raided by authorities to try to link this Special Prosecutor Mueller investigation on Russian Collusion.

An unnamed FBI informant stated, “She had Ptichye Moloko recipes printed from a web site that was dealing with “10 mouthwatering Russian cakes you need to try”. Nuff said.

 

 

 

 

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