North Korea shook its chubby little hand at the Western World last week when they launched the Pyongyang’s version of a sea-launched ballistic missile.
Chick-Jong-Phew, (seen here with the official country haircut), Supreme Leader of North Korea, witnessed the launch of the ‘Zypie Whon’. An unguided collection of king-size bottle-rockets wrapped together and dipped into wax for waterproofing.
The ‘Zypie Whon’ traveled several hundred yards in the direction of South East. If the bottle rockets had burned longer, in theory, they could strike Japan.
Chick-Jong-Phew was quoted to say through his propaganda minister “We have proven that the Grand People’s Party of North Korea have now obtained the ability to attack any of the Imperial Dogs from our water craft, providing we can row close enough without detection. We believe this is easily done while Capitalist watch their TV’s and eat Cheetos”.
Love the official hair cut