Last Friday, as I was on my way out to go clubbing with Caitlin Jenner, I had to swing by Walmart to take back an item.
When I got up to the agent she asked for the item to be refunded. I had a slice of pizza in the bag from one of their pre-made uncooked selections along with a sales slip so saturated with melted cheese and grease I had to agree that it was unintelligible and could have been for anything, let alone a pizza.
I complained that there was simply not enough cheese on the pizza and I wanted my money back. “It tasted very flat” I added.
She said “Pizza’s ARE flat”…! The bitch!!!
She then asked, “Where’s the rest of the pizza?”
I had to confess “Honey, I ate what I could”.
I didn’t get the refund.
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