Finally, there is a ‘fool-proof’ test for your mental sanity and stability.
This test was developed by Prof. Poppycock Chicken to instantly diagnose the sanity and psychosis someone may be suffering from.
Start by gazing at the the stationary Blue/Yellow orbs in the rows. If they are not moving, then you are okay and have nothing to worry about.
If they are rotating to the right, you are exhibiting anti-social mental processes.
If the orbs are rotating to the left, you are experiencing a mental crisis with extreme paranoid tendencies.
Heaven forbid, if the objects are moving in both directions, you need to immediately contact your county mental health facility for self-commitment…. and HURRY!
I definitely wanted to take this test but was disappointed to see that I did not pass either.
It was really “Shakey” but I’m okay this time around. No lie…they just sat there and vibrated. (I think I violated myself)
Thank you Prof. Poppycock.
As I sang “eighteen wheels a toinin’ , proud Mary keep on boinin’ “.
“Rollin…rollin….