Chainsaw Chicken was selected as an honorary member to receive the new Google Self-Driving car.
“It was such a surprise to open the front door and see this parked in front of my coop. I simply don’t have a way to express my thanks. I guess this means I don’t need to go through the trouble of getting a driver’s license or auto insurance since I not driving it, Google is. I guess I will tell them about that cheap insurance from that ditsy girl named Flo or that Gecko that live in a shoe box and orders Chinese food or even the General”
We asked Chainsaw to show us how the car works. He just kept yelling “Start….START… S T A R T !!!!”
Nothing happened. He has since stated that he will hook his internet cable to the cigarette lighter in hopes that it will respond to typed commands spelled out on Google Search.
