You just never know…
Wait until he’s asleep. Grab his phone, hold it up to his face to unlock the bio-metric lock and take a gander. You won’t believe your eye’s.
He’s been feathering text messages all over town.
You are so trusting, so honest, so faithful.
How could this be?
That long lunch with your boss was nothing compared to this.
Even the Christmas party Tris with the two copier salesman in the mail room would not equal what this cad has entered into his phone.
Remember, your next penicillin injection is on Tuesday. Tell him you’re visiting a friend.
Hey Sandra, you sexy thing! Your printer looks like you need a new dose of “toner”. I will be next week!
Guess he should have used a pass code rather than bio metrics.
Ηеlloǃ Мy gіrlfrіend аnd Ι lоve еach othеr. Αnd we are all grеat.
Βut… we nееd а chicken in our life.
Chainsaw, we want to adopt you!