Reserve office Brownfinger Chicken volunteered to assist in helping keep your Thanksgiving and Christmas gatherings safe by enforcing the State’s policy of limiting your gatherings to 6 people, preferably from your own household.
This socially woke crew randomly patrols, looking for homes that appear to have a slightly excessive amount of cars in the driveway.
Next week, they will be implementing new thermal imagery that can simply be used covertly on the street or by air, which counts the number of warm bodies in the home.
This system out smarts those that will pack a single car with people so as to not draw attention to the home.
Notice most of the officers continue to wear face diapers.