“Guys!
We have to change the camp out scheduled for next week weekend” wrote scout master Kenny ‘Chickenhawk’ Chicken posted on his MySpace account. “I have been told to hold off on any group or individual activity with any of you young fledgling scouts”.
When Jr. Chicken texted back as to “How come? I was really looking forward to the swimming and the water rescue practice. I was gonna get a new badge”.
Scout master private messaged Jr. and assured him that he has those badges and will pin them on him later this evening when Jr.’s parents go to play pinochle.
Suddenly, his computer screen was flashing and rolling. When it settled down own Kenny could see an announcer from NBC.
Stunned, Kenny watched the screen as music and credits opened up on screen. They heard an announcer say, “Welcome to NBCs new zoom program, To Catch A Predator on ZOOM”.
The announcer asked “Scout master Kenny… we have a recording of your message to little Jr. Chicken…. What do you have to say?”
“It’s just my scouting duties. How’s you get in on my computer? How’d you open my Zoom?” Kenny demanded.
“Doesn’t matter, Kenny” Did you read all of your End-User agreement before you clicked the ‘I agree” box? On page 64 you gave us the right to monitor your activity”.
