Kung Poo Chicken, the Legend Continues.

Few have not heard of the easy spirited, soft-spoken, peace-loving Shaolin monk named Kwai Chang Caine, traveling through the Old West.

The show made famous in the 70’s was based on the journaled writings of the real Kung Poo Chicken.

Translated from traditional Chinese to Hebrew by a wandering Rabi that encountered this journal in a bundle of effects left on the docks of forgotten luggage belonging to Kung as he boarded a clipper ship bound for the far east.

Now brought back to English for our entertainment. It shows how his mentor, a blind monk with a peanut allergy teaches Kung examples of life and words to live by…

“Grasshopper, you must learn the limits of man and the pressures of life. You need to not pay attentions to failed nominations for Emmy’s and a Golden Globe’s. Plus avoid Bangkok at all costs and stop with the 自體窒息 (Autoerotic asphyxiation)!!!”

“Now walk on this rice paper and snatch this tic-tac from my hand and use it.”