It is with pride that Chainsaw Chicken announces that he has been selected to be the on screen and on web video spokesman- – – ah spokesperson? No it would be , ah… spokes guy, Naw… Wrong pronoun. How about just representative? Ok… Again

It is with pride… wait… can I say pride? That conjures up the wrong tone. Where’s  that updated accepted woke dictionary?

Again…

He is happy… oh can’t say ‘he’. geez!

C’mon man!

Chainsaw says “Wear one, drink the other… Your choice”

Watch for their commercials on the Super Bowl.