Chainsaw recently imported a genuine Green Police (Grüne Polizei) VW from Germany. As the leaders of the Green Doctrine around the world they have become known for their forward thinking, woke-ness, progressive, yet moderate edict spew onto the populace of the country. And it’s coming with the new controllers in government right here in River City.

No more essential  waste, such as used batteries, empty tooth paste containers, cheap high-density shopping bags we all use to get, and straws – those terrible single-use luxury items we openly discard.

However, as Chainsaw began his policing campaign to fight this insidious issue it seems that his car had not passed DEQ standards. Without a windshield sticker, he was pulled over and ticketed.

Defund the police” he muttered as the office asked for his license, registration and proof of insurance.

Accepting the citation, Chainsaw boldly asserted to the policeman, … uhhhh police person, “Make sure you recycle that pen when the ink runs out”

The Grüne Polizei officer replied, “It’s a pencil”.

 

 

 

Happy Birthday, Mr. Chicken