“I really feel that turkey’s are so inferior as I have stated many times in my editorials. All educated chickens should agree. We need to do something about this. Some kind of sanitizing process. It has finally been materialized.  After years of our persuasion and protests, arguments, complaints and demands”, Chainsaw stated in his interview with every broadcast network in America.

“Turkey’s have long held ridiculous and narrow opinions, most of which are not progressive or as keen as ours are. We need to reeducate these ‘rubes’ and force them from their Olive Garden and Holiday Inn life style and finally teach them a lesson… I mean, the correct view on life, social awareness and get them into the proper strata of community.”

Our next camp will have to be built deep into the wastelands. It will be for our next pandemic,  virus X, and troublesome types like non-vac’ers, with isolation for those who would be a ‘threat’ to the majority of us in control.