Following the lead from Communist China, the Biden administration and many West and East Coast States are considering implementing the new Anal Covid Test.

Imagine the lines?

My neighbor from the coop down the road and his wife demonstrated the technical process for this sampling. Seen here, Jane McChicken is about to insert this special cotton swab into his… ahhh…. ‘prison wallet’ of her willing husband, John McChicken.

“Don’t wiggle around so much!”

JONATHAN  LEROY McCHICKEN…! Hold still!!” Jane demanded.

“Youdi yoooh hooooo! exclaimed John loudly. When did you make parole?”