Everyone is talking about the interview blasted all over the world where Oprah interviewed the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. In the West they are known as Harry and Meghan, ex-members of the British Royal Family who chose to sever their Royal connections and obligations to make an independent name for themselves by doing philanthropic comotions as well as Disney movie character voice overs.

The tears and emotions flowed in this highly edited interview with their neighbor, Oprah. Parts where removed in an effort to conform to time constraints. One segment that has resurfaced surprisingly is when Oprah confronted Meghan in front of Harry, about her continued frolicking with UK soldier and exotic dancer named Edward Chicken (stage name ‘Longshanks’ for some unseen reason).

“What is happening in this ongoing relationship and why have you paid for Edward ‘Longshanks’ Chicken to move to your area from the U.K. ?” Oprah put out to Meghan.

Shifting in her seat more than a few times, Megan, the Duchess of Sussex, said with superiority, “He is my riding instructor and also leads me in my Zomba class”.

Harry continue to look down at his feet and could be heard to be muttering words like “tart” and “floozy”.

Meghan added, “And he is my spiritual advisor, you know, I did have a near death experience if Harry didn’t get me back to the L.A. area where I can spread my wings and be free to do everything I want.”

No further word on why this was cut from the broadcast portion of the program being replaced with a segment on Harry feeding his non-free range chickens.

 

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