No Thank You!

I heard that I was up for this Golden Turkey Award.

I have notified the nomination committee and the voting members of the group, in the tradition of Marlon Brando and George C. Scott with their Oscars, and in the words of our 37th President, Lyndon Baines Johnson… “If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve”.

In what universe would I want an award like this from a pedantic, moronic creature with such a low reputation or credibility?

Let me remind you what Wikipediphile says:

“Turkeys have been known to be aggressive toward humans and pets in residential areas.Wild turkeys have a social structure and pecking order and habituated turkeys may respond to humans and animals as they do to another turkey. Habituated turkeys may attempt to dominate or attack people that the birds view as subordinates”

I know what they are trying to do. It does not escape me, at all. It’s their attempt to alter my view on turkeys. These terrible occupants of the lower rungs of the species is trying to placate me.

Well… not this guy. There’s a whole building of fellow turkeys back east known as the House of Representatives.

No sir. I don’t want it!

Not this boy!

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