“Peter, I’m gonna settle this ongoing conflict for good” said Chainsaw Chicken.

Chainsaw continued, “Your show’s gonna need a new title. No longer called ‘The Family Guy’ it’s gonna be ‘The Widow with kids’. When you get through assaulting that chicken, you need to turn around and experience the wrath THIS chicken will inflict on your person.”

Adding ” I’m not some guy full of Duff Beer or any other looser you may have experience with. Not only am I gonna make you pay the total price for what you have done to this aspiring chicken, I’m gonna defile your wife so much she will have trouble remembering your name. Then I am going to introduce your daughter to the local chapter of the Hell’s Angles. And your semi-conscience son will have to spin a sign selling pizza!”

 

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