It didn’t seem to hit the papers or TV but it apears that Bayer let the “Speedy Alka Seltzer” mascot character’s copyright slide. So Chainsaw scoped up the image and modified it to be more up to date.

We would now like to introduce ‘Fizzy’ the ‘Barn Yard Seltzer” guy.

Our Barn yard seltzer works on upset tummy’s using a new and proven formula. Rather than the ingredients of the Alka Seltzer product which is aspirin, sodium bicarbonate, and anhydrous citric acid, Barn Yard Seltzer uses primarily what you find in our barn yard, nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium (all in a semi-moist form). Once you add it to a glass of 7up to get some bubbles you can let the natural elements do their job.

The additional grit has the added benefit of ‘binding’ to help mitigate the oncoming looseness properties accompanying this wonderful new product.

 

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