With the beginning of a new Royal Dynasty, Albert Reginald Chicken III has volunteered to assume the role his family has occupied, dating back 100’s of years. What role could that be? Well… his family has been ‘Groom of the Stool’.

Generational training continued over the century’s, never knowing if their specialized services would be requested.

While this service has generally not been used, we are reminded of the awful bout of the Spoiled Kippers back in 1918. The Grooms services were in high demand from the entire family.”

Great-great Montague Chicken wrote in the Stool Logs that “It was a very sticky wicket for weeks”. One can only imagine.

It exemplifies the genuine need for the Groom.

Training continued to this day including grip, selection and paper quality reminiscent of the change over from cloth.

With the coming book release of Prince Harry and his delightful wife, Meghan Markle, services will surely be in demand again very soon.

Three cheers for Reggy and his continued training.

 

 

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