I’ve been trying to call and text FTX Chief Executive Sam Bankman-Fried all day. I get nothing! No call backs or replying text. I want to know what to do!

With the news that FTX has failed and filed for protection from the courts and that Sammy-boy is in trouble with the authorities, I needed financial advise.

I’ve heard that there are Billions $$$ gone! And where did it go?  It seems that the vast majority went to politicians for their mid-term campaigns. They don’t have to pay it back but I do!

How’s this happen? Government Money went to Ukraine, then they ‘invested’ into FTX coins. From there, the FTX boss donated to U.S. political campaigns.

I have to pay mine back! I converted my coins into Ukrainian chocolate candy coins with the gold foil wrappers (I just love them!). Now I will have to forfeit them all!

Why don’t I ever get a break!

Thanks Sammy!!!