The world watched as a late entry team competed in the FIFA World Cup.

Utilizing the current popular trend of claiming ‘equity’ as a point of contention, the Country of Chicktopia was shoehorned into the playoffs in Qatar (pronounced gĭ-tär′ – probably electric).

It was a rather dull match against the team from Country of Iran. After 90 minutes of play the score was still zero to zero.

Spectators commented that this match typified why football (soccer) is not received well by so many that expect actual scoring in competition.

Finally, Iran conceded play due to sudden allergies to feathers.

Watch for Chicktopia to enter the next round.